Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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