this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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