Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
