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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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