what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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