Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
barbara walters just said penis...
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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