Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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