just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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