No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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