Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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