no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
We just shotgunned beers for America
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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