there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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