sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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