Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
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