My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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