Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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