i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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