You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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