next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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