"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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