if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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