how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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