Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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