we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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