No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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