He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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