She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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