so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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