some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
