I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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