i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I have fence marks all over my body
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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