He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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