i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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