so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
