I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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