about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I don't want my vagina anymore.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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