I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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