I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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