I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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