At least make sure they are 18
Why
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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