I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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