Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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