Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
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