My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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