Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I will pee on everything he values.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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