he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
It's never too late to be topless.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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