Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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