I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
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