grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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