The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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