i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
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