these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Fuck appropriateness.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Randomize
